Friday, October 28, 2005


Man, I hate you Mace...

10 years ago I...
~still a virgin
~was 20 pounds lighter
~not in angermangement class
~had a pet kangroo named fernando
~didn't like fluke

5 years ago I...
~was 10 pounds lighter
~was going out with Ewan McGregor
~still had a pet kangroo
~lived with padme
~STILL a virgin

1 year ago...
~was 5 pounds lighter
~killed Ewan McGregor
~my kangaroo exploded
~still able to sleep without having nightmares about kangaroos
~sleeping with the Crocodile Hunter

Yesterday I was...
~1 pound lighter
~working on angermangement
~signing up for weight watchers
~flirting with fluke
~got a new kangaroo and named it fernando jr.

5 snacks I enjoy the most...
~potato chips
~ice cream
~chocolate kangaroos

5 songs...
~the kangroos go marching
~twinkle twinkle kangaroo
~row, row, your kangaroo
~Sabe had a little kangaroo
~the itsy bitsy kangaroo

5 places to run away to...
~Flukes house
~My kangroos pouch
~Padmes house
~the bottom of my closet with...

5 things you'll never see me wear...
~kangaroo fur
~a condom
~a bra(except for fluke)
~the outfit leia wore in Return of the Jedi

Biggest joys in life...
~Junk food

Favorite toys...




Blogger Mace Windu said...

man you lasted 4 years without killing Ewan McGregor, I guess you just couldnt stand him any longer.

12:18 PM  
Blogger flu said...

WeeHoo! I'm like, On the list several times!

Wait... this bra thing... am I to now assume you take off your bra for everybody but me?

...and I remember that time you wore butter! You can't deny that one!

1:23 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

did you sleep with that mcgregor guy before killing him?*curious*

6:53 AM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

no fluke she means she doesnt take off her bra for anybody but you.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Sabé said...

hey! nobody was suposed to know about the butter thing!

7:22 PM  
Blogger flu said...


*ahem* - just kidding everyone, it wasn't butter!

...but it was slippery and shiny and coated her nicely...

3:06 PM  
Blogger flu said...

...and it did have a buttery flavor... now that I think about it...

10:37 AM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

im not even going to ask!

5:59 PM  
Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

Who's Ewan McGregor?

5:59 PM  
Blogger Jedi Katt said...

Good question, Master Kenobi, you should read more instead of eating cheetos all day long

5:58 AM  
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